monsterlets:

monsterlets:

here’s the thing about “aggressive” spiders

if a spider is running right at you, it’s not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you’re so big that it didn’t recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it’s trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don’t want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you’re not stable ground and fuck off

like imagine if you went to climb a tree or perhaps a mountain and then it stomped

lycanthology:

lycanthology:

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

bluebeetletedkord:

happilyy:

happilyy:

that image that goes i want to do this. do it. but im scared. do it scared. changed my life

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.” – Carrie Fisher

vaspider:

elodieunderglass:

vaspider:

beardedmrbean:

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Man. Sometimes you just feel your brain resonate like a tuning fork. Like I definitely wanna talk Making Weird Things with that guy.

The end is what got me

Whatever you do, do it really hard.

cipheramnesia:

wiregvtz:

wiregvtz:

wiregvtz:

wiregvtz:

wiregvtz:

there are three types of pigeon breeds: “just your average french fry thief,” “a little weird but nothing to write home about,” and “what the fuck”

all images from the american pigeon museum’s breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

bonus: why they ourple

you don’t like pourple? 🟪 coouu oocoou?

lina-loves-chocolate:

Honestly.. we tried creative, we tried gay, we tried fire and glitter… at this point we should just go fucking mental and give them 3 minutes of straight up off-key yodeling with nothing but pretzels and sausages as background visuals

goldenskywalker:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in

argumate:

cargopantsman:

mooseofpie:

alienatedmartian:

travissmokes:

fiercepierced:

theaffluenza:

calebprior:

thelingerieaddict:

I don’t know music, so I don’t understand what I’m looking at (though I do like it), but I just showed this to my husband, and his jaw hit the floor.

How she do that

She just shat all over every guitar player in the top 40 with a bent guitar that’s not even tuned correctly (and missing its top e string)

Oh my goodness. Wow. Ive never seen something so amazing. Who is this woman?

Make her a superstar.

This gave me shivers.

Let this serve as an example that very rarely is there a “correct” way to make music. Traditional fingerings not working for you? Fuck em. Make your own. As long as you’re having fun and producing good sounds, you’re doing it “right”. (YMMV with violins, bagpipes and most wind instruments)

@argumate just fret like this

typing style!

keirawalsh:

literally

natasha-barton:

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